Description

‘The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs’ – Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King

Get ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch basically has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge in I Can’t Believe I Don’t Have a Boyfriend . . . keeping him.

Here’s the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realize that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted. In a thrilling twist of fate I found out that they both fancy me! Although they haven’t told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn’t make it up! And I really promise I haven’t.
So, to surmise, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year:

Am I in a relationship with Sam?
Have Sam and Peter had a conversation about me?
Is it possible to wear too much moisturiser?

Readers loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors!

‘Absolutely love this book’ – 5 star review
‘Harry is a genius. I want to be in Patch’s mind all day, every day.’ – 5 star review
‘Extremely funny YA’ – 5 star review
‘Funny and sweet and so real. I cannot recommend this book enough! If you want to swoon and laugh, read it!’ – 5 star review

Publisher Review

Funny and full of heart, Patch is up there with the great whingers Adrian Mole, Georgia Nicolson, and Bridget Jones. — Monica Heisey, bestselling author of Really Good, Actually Nothing short of perfect, a joy from start to finish. Patch is Gen Alpha’s Adrian Mole. — Rebecca Humphries Funny, voicey and fresh. Patch makes Georgia Nicolson seem demure and composed. — Elle McNicoll * Elle McNicoll *