Description

“A big-hearted comedy caper” The Observer

Hedley has always played it safe, especially since the night that changed his life for ever. But when his friend Aiden steals an alpaca, Hedley is dragged on a runaway road trip that he did NOT sign up for:

An accidental robbery.

A night in a haunted wood.

And becoming internet famous #AlpacaBandit.

As the chaos builds, Hedley finds he isn’t just running from the police, he’s also running from the truth. And as his world comes crashing down, will Hedley play it safe, or take his biggest risk yet?

#WoollyHeist #FurryFelon #Alpacalypse

This book will make you laugh and cry – perfect for fans of Ross Welford, Jenny Pearson, Adam Baron and Frank Cottrell Boyce.

“Fast-paced, brilliantly funny and full of heart – a story about loss, friendship and finding the courage to take risks again. This is one of those rare, special books that makes you laugh out loud and think deeply all at once. I loved it.” Jenny Pearson

“The Not-So Great Escape is everything I love about middle-grade, plus alpaca mischief! Funny and genuinely moving, this is a standout debut.” Carlie Sorosiak

“The Not-So Great Escape is a story where a mountain of disastrous decisions result in a ridiculous journey filled with tears, loss, laughter and alpacas! Loved it!” Em Lynas

Publisher Review

A moving adventure with moments of high drama but also pathos. * The Bookseller * The Not-So Great Escape is a story where a mountain of disastrous decisions result in a ridiculous journey filled with tears, loss, laughter and alpacas! Loved it! — Em Lynas Fast-paced, brilliantly funny and full of heart – a story about loss, friendship and finding the courage to take risks again. This is one of those rare, special books that makes you laugh out loud and think deeply all at once. I loved it. — Jenny Pearson A must-have addition to any school library, blending humour with emotional depth as it explores friendship, grief and finding courage. The chaotic adventure has plenty to hook reluctant readers – who can resist a stolen alpaca?! – while the exploration of loss and emotional honesty offers opportunities for wider discussions. * The School Library Association * Here, in her first book for children, author Emma Green explores both the motivation to run away and its aftermath in a middle grade story that is at times very funny but at others is incredibly sad. Examining grief, bullying and poor parental mental health, this is a book that fans of Jenny Pearson’s Super Miraculous Journey of Freddie Yates and Simon James Green’s Finn Jones Was Here will love and one that would make a great class read in upper KS2. * Mrs Sydney’s Famous World’s Smallest Library blog * The Not-So Great Escape is everything I love about middle-grade, plus alpaca mischief! Funny and genuinely moving, this is a standout debut. — Carlie Sorosiak A wonderfully hilarious read. * Armadillo * The Not-So Great Escape has the ability to have you roaring one minute and bawling the next – this exploration of friendship and grief makes it such a poignant and important read for both children and adults. — Tom Griffiths * Check ‘Em Out Books blog * I adored this book! It’s a warm-hearted, moving middle-grade adventure about courage, friendship and grief, with a hilarious dose of alpaca mischief thrown into the mix. * Olivia Wakeford, children’s author *